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2016 Golden Globe Awards : Bleeping Boring
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The 2016 Golden Globes failed to excite Cine Mata again this year and so we'll leave it to a few quotes and fashions (scroll to the bottom) to do the talking…January 10, 2016

Host Ricky Gervais's BEST...
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"One Hollywood publication said that me hosting would mean some film stars would stay away for fear of being made fun of. As if film stars would stay away from the chance of winning a Golden Globe — particularly if their film company has already paid for it."

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"Jennifer Lawrence made the news when she demanded equal pay for women in Hollywood. And she received overwhelming support from people everywhere. There were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying, 'How the hell can a 25-year-old live on $52 million?' There were plumbers around the world going, 'Poor girl, it's [inaudible] f---ing hell.' But all joking aside, of course women should be paid the same as men for doing the same job. And I'd like to say now that I'm getting paid exactly the same as Tina and Amy did last year. Now I know there was two of them, but it's not my fault if they want to share the money, is it? That's their stupid fault. It's funny cause it's true."

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"But as I say I'm gonna be nice tonight. I've changed. Not as much as Bruce Jenner, obviously. Now Caitlyn Jenner, of course. What a year she's had! She became a role model for trans people everywhere, showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes. She didn't do a lot for women drivers. But you can't have everything, can you? Not at the same time."

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"All-female remakes are the big thing. There's a female remake of Ghostbusters, there's gonna be a female remake of Ocean's Eleven. And this is brilliant for the studios, 'cause they get guaranteed box-office results, and they don't have to spend too much money on the cast."


It was almost impossible to enjoy the presenters and most of the skits, what with the frequent bleeper button being used…and note to winners - your swearing makes you less attractive, not more cool. 
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Ricky gave presenter Mel Gibson a laser anal job, which was tacky, toxic and not funny...
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Who won the Golden Globe for BEST Director?  Who cares - not one female director was nominated!
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Missed experiencing the E! magic on the red carpet…sniff...
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Congrats to Christian Slater for his Golden Boy award > it's been a long time coming!  He won for Mr. Robot, soon to begin its second season.
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That's the way the cookie crumbles - Tarija P. Henson was the ONLY win for actors of color, beating out Viola Davis...
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The WINNING Red Carpet Looks...

The LOSING Red Carpet Looks...

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